I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
I can’t be the only one who thought of this, right?
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.
I went to Space to join the Jam
Straight people ruin everything
this is the worst omgg!!! big gay ice cream is the best straight people who hate a good time are the worst
how do i know those are straight ice creams when neither has cone boobs